WolfBlitz2

HELLO EVERBODY!!!!!
*waves hand madly*
I am in a DA family!

crazy-weird grandfather who despises everyone in my immediate family except me:
high tech whiz, bit of a larrikin and he collects old cameras and bits of string, maybe I should introduce to him rubber bands or coins.... ;P

mother:
but pretends that she's related to the lead singer of metallica so she can get free food, has some link with a pizza company, loves root beer and sleeping in cold bathtubs in the summer. And can cook! :o

sisters:
the multilingual one of the sisters, does awesome photography, got quite the eye for it, likes pomegranates, loves to play with Opal
most likely to poke me in the spleen and has a fondness of Harley Quinn
most likely to stab me


pet:
the cute little white tiger with blue-ish stripes and icy coluored eyes, amazing at drawing
the ravenous squirrel who loves chocolate, flowers and attacking me when she's bored..... and does a fine job at it

uncle:
just mad, MAD MAD MAD! *laughs crazily and passes out*

cousins:
the one who always drives away with her moped to another adventure or something like that
what about...long lost cousin I was re-introduced to at a circus while she played the flute and walked the tight rope wire, loves her *ahem* "red boots"


niece:
An annoying fat girl that screams a lot and demands candy,


not-as-close-as-a-cousin:
very tame kind of person, he says this is even too close to be a relative to me :D

neighbour whose dog was named Norris which had bronchitis, which was under care by a vet who is your long lost cousin's half brother, whose wife had an affair with the local plumber, who dropped her pearl hairpin while eloping, of which was brought to lost and found, of which was suspected of being a lost chinese family heirloom, of which belonged to her deceased great great great great great great great great great grandmother:
what can I say? we're related :D

step sister:
the annoying one, clueless, hyper, and easily entertained.

ronald mcdonald fighter:
A burger making Psychopath that wants to nuke Australia :D