Bonus!
ordered KFC the other day
after I got my food
I asked if they could give me a bucket and they did! hell yeah!
so it is a prized pocession of mine at the moment
keeping bits and pieces in it at the moment
but surely it will be used in glorious events in the future

greetings (and salutations)
what has been happening?
not alot really
bought some new hockey gear (pants and stick)
then later on I realised I have "misplaced" my chest padding ><
anyway on with the announcements

SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENTS:
there is a meet in with #SydneySyders at the national maritime museum this saturday
all good stuff
one more thing: it is pirate themed! so come dressed as a pirate if you like
or if rebellious, dress as a ninja
finally figured how to do that little figgy!

post meet
it was good,

LASTLY
the brazillian government has made an ad on telly to encourage people to pee in the shower to reduce water usage
[link]
yeah...pretty odd
they also have a main website
[link]
it is all in portuguese
it none of it makes sense unsless you know the language (I went off and asked ~silverblade989, top bloke he is)

that is all
will be updated sooner or later


so anyways.....
I am making a DA family!
who wants to be in it?

crazy-weird grandfather who despises everyone in my immediate family except me:
high tech whiz, bit of a larrikin and he collects old cameras and bits of string, maybe I should introduce to him rubber bands or coins....

half brothers:
the classy greek guy (lol terrorism!)
opposite of the comic book guy and a cartoon drawer (wait till your 18 man! )

half sister:
interesting person, sleeps with makeup still on, says she is a perverted weirdo but I am yet to see that
Overly obsessive about line green, metal music and thinks she's a ninja.

long lost cousin's mother's sister's great aunt's former room-mate's bastard child's babysitter's former lover who died in a terrible accident involving a teabag and a bottle of steroids:
don't ask....

sisters:
the multilingual one of the sisters, does awesome photography, got quite the eye for it, likes pomegranates, loves to play with Opal
home of moose riding mounties and maple syrup
another sister, most likely to punch me and most likely to make an evil plan with me
adores wrestling, most likely the one that will try to throw Big Show (brief description to be confirmed)
newest member of the family and the little hacker of computers
known also as a very strong person, physically and mentally, she is able to take care of herself, and anyone else for that matter
more fish than man
the random one, she's the one that pokes you in the spleen every time she walks by
is a fan of Guitar Hero, fan of rock n' roll and loves the colour pink
reclusive black sheep sister, related by marriage, but pretends that she's related to the lead singer of metallica so she can get free food, has some link with a pizza company, loves root beer and sleeping in cold bathtubs in the summer
most likely to stab me
the annoying one, sugar rush 24/7

pet:
very loveable pet, quite caring, always will sit on your lap and be happy
the cute little white tiger with blue-ish stripes and icy coluored eyes, amazing at drawing
the ravenous squirrel who loves chocolate, flowers and attacking me when she's bored..... and does a fine job at it

uncle:
just mad, MAD MAD MAD! *laughs crazily and passes out*

cousins:
the one who always drives away with her moped to another adventure or something like that
what about...long lost cousin I was re-introduced to at a circus while she played the flute and walked the tight rope wire, loves her *ahem* "red boots"
the Iraqi terrorist, likes pink fluffy things
music obsessed, likes the colours pink and blue

niece:
An annoying fat girl that screams a lot and demands candy,

second cousin thrice removed:
funny person, likes manga.... a lot of manga....

not-as-close-as-a-cousin:
very tame kind of person, he says this is even too close to be a relative to me

Imaginary friend's imaginary friend:
she owns a cat that eats rice, the lil' battler, pretty good at drawing

pyro kitty sister:
title explains all, can easily back you up if in trouble

neighbour whose dog was named Norris which had bronchitis, which was under care by a vet who is your long lost cousin's half brother, whose wife had an affair with the local plumber, who dropped her pearl hairpin while eloping, of which was brought to lost and found, of which was suspected of being a lost chinese family heirloom, of which belonged to her deceased great great great great great great great great great grandmother:
what can I say? we're related

Bitch from next door:
name explains it all, I owe her two cookies and a noogie, she chose it, not me
step sister:
the annoying one, clueless, hyper, and easily entertained.

father's cousin's brother's second roommate:
*surfer voice* man, were so close we're basically like brothers man....man I got the munchies

friendly neighbourhood omnipresent werewolf:
the one that ran over my pet penguin with a vespa, then with a ukelele

second uncle, twice removed:
Scottish anger management dropout who loves to hate most other peoples attitude to him, alchy, skinky, drunky, Jamesey!

others: explain, leave a comment and I'll get back to you!
note: I shall accept people who want to be chuck norris or jackie chan
note2: if there is any other info you would like my to add please tell me